How to behave in 2008

how to look like an idiot:

Britney, poster woman for dumb as a box of hair.

Paris, prime example of how to be completely unremarkable.

these fine ladies demonstrate how to be fabulous:

Alicia: how to be real, stylish and totally cool:

Humanitarian Angelina could shame the hair extensions & Botox off Nicole Kidman:

Magnificent Salma shows that to eat your carbs is a damn good thing:

Pam, sexy combined with brains is a powerful combo:

Pam is from North Carolina by the way. Yep, we grow them especially nice down in N.C.

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You really captured the year in pictures of looking like an idiot!

Time magazine should be doing this...

I think Britney would get a star on the walk of fame and inducted to the museum. She really is in a league all her own. next stop - Neverland!

I think the winner for the 2008 idiot has been unveiled!!

Eliot who???